ART & ART SCHOOL

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• ART CLASS:   Student: What shall I draw?   Teacher: Draw what you like the best.   Student: OK.   Teacher: What did you draw?  Student: I drew a Pizza. You told me to draw what I like best. I like PIZZA the best.

• SMARTY STUDENT:   Student:   Teacher, How do I mix red paint?   Teacher: This is a little tricky. First you grab a tube of red paint and then squeeze a little paint on your palate. Then carefully take a brush and mix it up.   Student: Teacher, What is a palate?   Teacher: A palate is a board you put and mix paint on! Student: I'm going home. Art is "over the top" too complicated for me.