ART & ART SCHOOL
- ART CLASS: Student: What shall I draw? Teacher: Draw what you like the best. Student: OK. Teacher: What did you draw? Student: I drew a Pizza. You told me to draw what I like best. I like PIZZA the best.
- SMARTY STUDENT: Student: Teacher, How do I mix red paint? Teacher; This is a little tricky. First you grab a tube of red paint and then squeeze a little paint on your palate. Then carefully take a brush and mix it up. Student: Teacher, What is a palate? Teacher: A palate is a board you put and mix paint on! Student: I'm going home. Art is "over the top" too complicated for me.