CITY & SUBURBS
- SANITARY SEWER: Are Sewers really SANITARY?
- BORED: Not Bored or Depressed: One of our government agencies may be able to help.
- MIRROR: Customer: I want to return this Mirror. It is defective. Every time I look in it, it makes me look old.
- ROBO CALLER: I’m sorry I don’t Speak "Robo!" "Click."
- DEBATE: Don’t let a bad debate spoil a GOOD NAP!
- HOT AIR: Washington DC can have a lot of HOT AIR and a freeze waning at the same time!
- BILLS: Bills are like ANTS, they never completely go away.
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- REPO PERSON: On a scale of |1 - 5| How Likely are you to Recommend Your Car REPO Person?
- OLD AS DIRT: A Person was told, You are as Old as Dirt.
The Person Replied: Boy are You Wrong, I was Born before Dirt was Invented!