FARM & COUNTRY

• COUNTRY LIVING:   LOGG: Why did you move to the country, if you still have a new car, a big screen TV and a smart phone.   CABIN: In order to live in the country, one needs a little bit of CITY TOO.

• HARE: The Hare and The Tortoise is a HAREy Story.

• TURKEY FARM:   A turkey farmer put a sign out that read, "Turkey Farm Hand Wanted!"   Applicant: I'm here to apply for the Farm Hand Job.   Farmer: Do you have any experience working with turkeys?   Applicant: "Oh! Yes. I work with Turkeys all the time.   Farmer: What do you fed to the turkeys?   Applicant: Usually I give them Hamburgers, Fries and A large soda.

• CROSSWALK SIGN:   Cows Have the Right Of Way!