" LIST of THINGS NOT TO DO"

ONE SHOULD NOT:

• CROSS: the street while watching a movie on a cell phone.

• JUMP: out of a plane before making sure they have a parachute ON!

• TELL: a police officer who stops them for a traffic violation, "My DOG ate my driver's license."

• BUILD: a huge bond fire during an "EXTREME FIRE DANGER TODAY alert"

• SWIM: in water with sharks all around them.