🏈 INDOOR & OUTDOOR SPORTS 🏀
- BALL GAME: DALLAS: What is your favorite part of a ball game. HAO: The hot dogs, sodas & cotton candy.
- APPETITE: James: Why did you order three large Pizzas? Barbell: I want to make sure I have enough energy to finish my workout at the gym today.
- GOLF CLUB: Why is Golf your favorite sport?
PLAYER: Because I can ride in my Golf Cart between my STROKES! ✯ Pun Intended.
- SHOPPING: Fran: Lets go shopping for some new Exercise Equipment. OK? Walker: Will you hand me my cell phone so I can log into my Exercise Equipment Shop APP? I don't Want to get up off this comfy couch.
- FISHING: Mica: We have been fishing here all day and the water is so clear I can see the fish ignoring my line and they just aren't biting. Kelly: Maybe the FISH don't like you staring at them!
- BASKETBALL: Coach: to Player: That was a great basket you made during last nights game. The only problem is you shot the ball into the other team's BASKET!
- FOOTBALL: Coach: to Player: In order to play a game well, One must be smarter than the football. Now get out on the field and don't let the FOOTBALL outsmart you!
- WEIGHTS: CARSON tells a friend: Next week I am going to take my weight lifting to the next level. I am going from 3 pound weights to mind blowing 5 pound Super Weights.